Hilariously Naughty Christmas Gift - Hand-Poured 270 ml Candle
For the unapologetically bold and cheeky gift-giver, our 270 ml Hand-Poured Candle with the audacious label: "Even c@nts like you deserve a Christmas candle" is the ultimate way to spread laughter this holiday season. This wickedly funny candle combines humor, style, and cozy vibes to make any Christmas unforgettable.
Product Features:
Lovingly Handmade: Every candle is hand-poured to perfection, ensuring a unique and high-quality gift.
Modern Grey Glass Jar: A stylish, versatile design that looks great in any space—even for the most "deserving" recipient.
Warm Vanilla Scent (Varies): Infused with a cozy vanilla fragrance, ideal for creating a relaxed holiday atmosphere.
Wood Wick: Features a crackling wood wick for a calming sound and an even burn.
Extended Burn Time: Over 40 hours of long-lasting enjoyment.
Cheeky Humor: Choose from 150+ naughty, funny, and downright outrageous quotes for every sense of humor.
Perfect For:
Naughty Christmas Presents
Funny and Rude Gag Gifts
Secret Santa with a Twist
Stocking Stuffers for Friends Who Can Take a Joke
Unique and Hilarious Holiday Gifts
Safety Instructions:
Trim wick to 1/4 inch before each use to maintain a safe flame.
Always burn within sight, away from drafts, kids, and pets.
Avoid burning for more than 4 hours at a time.
Place on a stable, heat-resistant surface, and let it cool before handling.
This candle is more than just a gift—it’s a sassy statement and a hilarious way to bring some humor to the holidays. Whether you’re gifting to a close friend, a daring Secret Santa exchange, or even your favorite "c@nt," this candle is guaranteed to be the star of the gift pile.
Light up their holiday with laughter—order yours now for a truly unforgettable Christmas gift!